Thursday, October 25, 2001

"The Professor" Mike Tenay                   "The Living Legend" Larry Zbyszko

Tenay: Welcome to XIWA Assault. We coming to you live from the Philips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia. This is home to the Braves and Falcons. Also, this is a bittersweet day for Atlantians, as Shotgun Shawn Maverick is no longer the hometown champion. With me as always is the Living Legend, Larry Zbyszko.

The fans begin to chant "Larry... Larry... Larry..." Zbyszko makes a curtain call, acknowledging the packed arena.

Zbyszko: It's great to be here, and it's great to be me!

Tenay: It's hot in Atlanta tonight, and the action in the ring will be the same.

Zbyszko: Listen to this crowd, you think they all got liquored up before coming here. Actually, these heathens probably did!

Tenay: Word has it that the new XIWA World Heavyweight Champion, Hasha Koroshiya, will be making an appearance later tonight.

Zbyszko: Say what you will, but Hasha came to the XIWA, laid out his plan, carried out his plan, and executed it to perfection, culminating that gold strap around his waist.

Tenay: Not to mention making a VERY deadly enemy.

Zbyszko: Who cares, just as long as you get the gold around your waist.

Tenay: Let's see just what went down this past Monday, at the ThunderDome PPV.

Footage begins to play on the X-Tron. The scene shows Midnight Rider beating up The Hitman and winning the leather strap match. Scene switches to The Undertaker getting beat up by The Ministry. Scene switches to the IC battle royal. Scene shows Heltah Skeltah and Triple H pulling Rhyno over the top rope, making Chris Jericho the IC Champion. Scene switches to Jeff Jarrett getting beaten up by Hunter and Gator. Scene switches to Vicki in a cage high above the ring. Scene switches to Draka getting pummelled by Scott Steiner. Scene switches to Draka getting hit with a chair by the Hitman. Scene switches to Draka being handcuffed into the corner. Scene shows Ric Flair yelling at Draka. Scene shows Prodigy running down ringside with a baseball bat. Scene switches to the ring surrounded by a 2 story cage. Scene switches to Hasha spraying Gouka into the air. Scene switches to Shotgun Shawn Maverick holding the XIWA World Heavyweight Championship belt over his head. Scene shows Maverick pounding Hasha into the corner. Scene switches to Hasha ramming the ladder into Maverick. Scene shows Maverick with a powerbomb on Hasha from the ladder. Scene shows Hasha spraying Gouka into Maverick's face. Scene shows Hasha with a street sign into Maverick's head. Scene switches to Maverick hitting Hasha with a baseball bat. Scene shows Arriba jumping down on Maverick. Scene switches to Maverick with a trashcan lid to Arriba. Scene switches to Maverick cuffing Arriba to the wall of the cage. Scene shows Hasha with a figure four leglock on Maverick. Scene switches to Jarrett greeting Hasha with several closed fists. Scene switches to Hasha spraying Jarrett's face with green mist. Scene shows Jarrett falling from the cage all the way down to the floor where he crashes through the announcer's table. Scene switches to Hasha reaching for the belt. Scene switches to Maverick with closed fists to Hasha's face. Scene shows Maverick picking up Hasha, looking down and seeing the XIWA World Championship in Hasha's hand. Scene shows Hasha smashing Maverick in the head with the belt. Scene switches to Hasha holding his hands held up high, XIWA World Heavyweight title in tow.

Tenay: Those of you who missed out on all the action missed one of the best PPV's of all time!

Zbyszko: Not to mentions some old dinosaurs that came out of the closet.

Tenay: You must be refering to the Nature Boy, Ric Flair and Big Poppa Pump, Scotty Steiner.

Zbyszko: How many times is that old coot going to retire? Someone has to show that boy that he is WELL past his prime. He has NO business coming to the XIWA. This is the wrestling federation for MEN, not boys in pink lace.

Tenay: Time will tell what the newly reformed 4 Horsemen have in store for the XIWA superstars. But first, let's get to the action in the ring.

The Rock's voice is heard. "If you smeeeeeeel what the Rock is cookin" The Rock's theme blasts through the packed arena as he emerges from under the X-Tron. The crowd cheers and chants "Rock... Rock... Rock..." The Rock marches his way down to the ring and jumps inside.

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Miami, Florida. Standing at 6 foot 7 and weighing in at 275 pounds, he is the self-proclaimed People's champion, the Rock!

"Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm begins to play. Prodigy appears under the X-Tron. The crowd explodes in applause. He makes his way down to the ring and slides into the ring. The ref signals for the bell as both wrestlers stare eachother down.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York. Standing at 6 foot 6 and weighing in at 285 pounds, he is the smooth criminal, Prodigy!

Tenay: Here are two newcomers to the XIWA ranks. Prodigy has already nestled himself into the thick of things by siding with Draka.

Zbyszko: Who does this guy think he is? Some kind of gangster or what?

Tenay: Doesn't matter. From the look of things at the Pay Per View, he certainly knows how to swing a bat.

Rock and Prodigy lock up. Rock with a shove down. Prodigy springs back up and laughs. Rock with a slap across the face. Prodigy with a closed fist. Rock down. Prodigy with a boot to the face. Rock up. Prodigy with a suplex. Prodigy to the top rope. Prodigy with an atomic leg drop. Rock rolls away and Prodigy misses. Rock with several boots to the head. Prodigy up. Rock with a whip into the ropes. Rock with a clothesline. Prodigy up. Rock with closed fists. Prodigy blocks and counters with closed fists of his own. Rock and Prodigy going at it toe to toe. Rock down. Prodigy off the ropes and baseball slides a kick into Rock's ribs. Rock rolls out of the ring. The crowd cheers loudly. Prodigy raises his fists into the air and motions Rock to come back into the ring. The ref begins to count. Rock circles the ring and motions the ref to get Prodigy away from the ropes. The ref backs Prodigy away. Rock up to the apron. Prodigy over to Rock. Rock with a shoulder block into the stomach. Another, another. Rock with a sunset flip and a pin. 1, 2... Prodigy kicks out. Rock picks Prodigy up by the hair. Rock with a suplex. Rock picks Prodigy up again. Rock with another suplex. Rock with a pin. 1, 2... Prodigy kicks out. Rock getting mad at the ref for a slow count. Prodigy with a low blow. The crowd groans at the hit. Both men down. Prodigy up to his feet. Prodigy over to Rock. Prodigy with several kicks to the ribs. Prodigy with a pin. 1, 2... Rock kicks out. Prodigy picks Rock up and throws him into the ropes. Both men clothesline eachother. The ref counts. 1, 2, 3... Both men still down. 4, 5, 6... Prodigy to the ropes. 7, 8... Prodigy to his feet. The crowd is cheering loudly for Prodigy. The ref stops the counts and signals the match to resume. Prodigy over to Rock. Prodigy with a fist to the head. Rock with a shot to the midsection. Prodigy with another fist to the head, Rock with another punch to the stomach. Rock with another punch. Prodigy reeling backwards into a corner. Rock with punches to Prodigy'd head. The audience begins to boo. Ref calls for a break. Rock turns around when the ref touches his shoulder. Rock backs the ref away, yelling at him. Prodigy with an forearm to the back of Rock's head.

Tenay: It's an all out brawl out there tonight. Both men looking for some respect.

Zbyszko: And they're doing it the way they should, by beating the crap out of eachother.

Rock down to one knee. Prodigy with a forearm to Rock's face. Rock's nose begins to bleed. Rock up to both feet. Rock looks at Prodigy and shakes his head Prodigy off the ropes. Prodigy hits Rock with a shoulder block. Rock doesn't move. Prodigy with another shoulder block on Rock. Rock doesn't move. Prodigy with another attempt at a shoulder block. Prodigy down hard. Rock with a quick cover. Prodigy rolls away. Rock with several boots to the right knee. Rock picks Prodigy up and throws him into the ropes. Rock with a clothesline. The fans begin to boo. Rock to the second rope. Rock with a headbutt off the ropes. Rock for the pin. 1, 2... Prodigy kicks out. The crowd begins to cheer as hometown favorite SSM runs down to ringside.

Tenay: It looks like Shotgun wants to watch the action a little closer Legend.

Zbyszko: Get him outta here! He's yesterday's news. Where's the REAL champion when you need him?

SSM gets a chair and sits down at ringside. Rock points to SSM. SSM fakes that he's scared. Prodigy with a quick roll-up and pin. 1, 2... Rock kicks out. Prodigy with a boot to the ribs. Prodigy pulls Rock to his feet. Prodigy with a headlock. SSM up to his feet and applauds. Prodigy with a whip into the ropes. Rock ducks a clothesline. Rock off the ropes. Prodigy ducks a clothesline. The crowd really getting into the action. Rock with a clothesline again but hits the ref. The ref goes down. Rock over to Prodigy. Rock with a boot to the head. Prodigy down. Rock picks up and executes a Rock-bottom. Ref still down. Rock throws his elbow pad down and signals for his finisher, the People's Elbow. Rock off the ropes and meets with a chair to his back, courtesy of SSM. Rock down hard. Prodigy with a pin. SSM rolls the ref over to the wrestlers. The ref counts. 1, 2, 3... The ref signals for the bell. "Smooth Criminal" begins to play as the crowd cheers.

Ring Announcer: And your winner, Prodigy!

SSM jumps into the ring and takes out a can of neon green spray paint. SSM sprays the initals "SSM" onto Rock's chest. SSM spits on Rock and exits the ring.

Tenay: Looks like SSM is doing just what he said. He's going to take out all the XIWA superstars one by one.

Zbyszko: This is a disgrace. Why does Schoolgirl have to be a baby? Can't he take defeat with the same grace he did when he won the belt?

Tenay: A bittersweet win for Prodigy, with a little help from Shotgun Shawn Maverick.

Zbyszko: A win is a win, but to have SSM come down here when he's not even on the schedule tonight? Some grace as a former champion. He needs to get his head checked.

Tenay: Maybe YOU want to be the one to tell him that Legend?

Zbyszko: Put a sock in it Tenay!

Scene shows Arriba walking backstage. Arriba arrives at a door marked "Miss Page." Arriba knocks on the door. The door opens and almost closes but Arriba blocks it from closing.

Kim: I told you to leave me alone Arriba!

Arriba: But chicky baby, you and me were meant to be together. I forgive you for keeping me out of the IC battle royal. Let's kiss and make up, what do you think of that Kimmy baby?

Kim: What do I think of THAT? I think you need to be institutionalized!

Arriba: Sounds kinky chicky baby, how does that work?

Kim: It works by YOU getting the hell away from me!

Arriba: Come on baby. Don't you want to feel a little Latino Heat? I can make you burn in ways you thought were NEVER possible. So come on chicky baby. Let Arriba give you a little somethin' somethin'.

Kim: NO! How many times do I have to tell you, NO!.

Kim shoves Arriba out and slams the door shut. Arriba goes to open it, and finds out it's locked.

Arriba: That's alright Kimmy baby. You probably want to freshen up. I have a match to get ready for, but I'll come back later chicky baby. This Latino heat needs a Kimmy's touch.

Voice: "The Xtreme Internet Wrestling Alliance... What The World Is Watching..."

Highlights of previous Monday Night Carnage shows appear on the screen. Scenes flash to a final one of Hasha holding the title high over his head and grinning a green, evil grin.

Tenay: Welcome back folks. The Rock is LIVID backstage after finding out he lost at the hands of the former XIWA champion.

Zbyszko: Not to mention he has his girlfriend's initials tattooed across his chest.

Tenay: I'm sure we haven't heard the last from either on of those stars.

Zbyszko: Stars? You mean chumps?

Tenay: We'll leave that one alone, as our next match is ready to begin...

"Number 1" by Nelly begins to pump through the crowd. Justin "D.Cycle" Lee appears under the X-Tron. The crowd cheers as Lee makes his way to the ring with Mike Watson at his side. Lee jumps in and climbs a turnbuckle. Lee raises his arms into the air and looks to the X-Tron for his opponent to come out. Watson watches with an eerie grin on his face.

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Morristown, Tennessee. Standing at 6 foot 4 and weighing in at 194 pounds, escorted by his manager Mike Watson, please welcome Justin "D.Cycle" Lee!

"Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails begins to play. Christopher Daniels emerges from under the X-Tron. The crowd boos as Daniels makes his way down the ramp to the ring. Daniels slaps a few reaching hands out of his way and looks directly at Lee and points.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from the depths of Sin City. Standing at 6 foot weighing in at 220 pounds, he is the "Fallen Angel," Christopher Daniels!

Tenay: You are watching the debut of the "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels. He looks like a man on a mission.

Zbyszko: This Daniels guy is pretty much a wild card around here. He's looking to earn some respect, and it looks like Lee will be on the receiving end.

Tenay: Aptly put, Legend. Let's get back to the action starting in the ring...

Lee and Daniels circle eachother. Test of strength. Both men power into the hold. Lee to one knee. Daniels presses down further. Lee down to both knees. Lee with a headbutt to the midsection. Daniels breaks the hold. Daniels with a double axe-handle. Lee into a corner. Daniels with a forearm to the face. Daniels with another forearm to the face. The ref calls for a break. Daniels with an Irish whip into the opposite corner. Daniels with a splash into Lee. Lee falls down. Daniels with a quick pin. 1, 2... Lee kicks out. Daniels picks Lee up. Daniels with a suplex. Lee blocks. Daniels tries again. Lee blocks, then reverses into a suplex of his own. Both men down. Ref counts. 1, 2, 3, 4... Lee up to his feet. Lee over to Daniels. Lee goes to pick Daniels up. Daniels pulls Lee's trucks and send him through the ropes to the floor. Daniels goes out to the floor. The ref begins to count. 1, 2, 3... Lee with a drop kick. Daniels crashes into the steel steps. Lee picks up a chair and goes to hit Daniels. Daniels kicks the chair into Lee. The ref continues to count. 4, 5, 6, 7... Lee down hard. Daniels rolls Lee into the ring and gets in himself.

Tenay: What a match! Both men are giving it their all.

Zbyszko: I've seen better fighting on a Smurf episode.

Tenay: Those little blue guys certainly did get into some mischief. Remember the time when Papa Smurf went to...

Zbyszko: Don't we have a match we're watching Professor?

Tenay: ...

Daniels with a standing drop kick. Lee down hard. Daniels to the top rope. Daniels with a frog splash. Lee rolls away and Daniels misses. Both men down. Lee to his feet. Lee with a boot to the head. Lee with a kick to the ribs. Daniels rolls away. Lee picks Daniels up. Lee with several chops to the chest. Daniels into a corner. Lee with a low blow. Lee with a whip into the opposite corner. Lee with a splash. Daniels moves and Lee misses. Lee down hard. Daniels picks Lee up and DDT's him. Daniels signals for his finisher, the Angel Wing, and inverted Pedigree. Daniels lays Lee out hard. Daniels for the pin. 1, 2, 3... The ref calls for the bell. "Head Like A Hole" begins to play as Daniels raises his arms into the air in victory.

Ring Announcer: Your winner, the "Fallen Angel," Christopher Daniels!

Tenay: What an impressive debut for the Fallen Angel.

Zbyszko: I have to admit, he's gained a LITTLE bit of respect tonight. From who, that's to be determined, but I'm sure someone out there respects Daniels now.

Tenay: Hold that thought a moment Legend. Something is happening backstage.?

Scene switches to backstage. Hasha is shown walking down the hallway, title belt in hand. Hasha is shoving everyone and everything out of his way.

Hasha: SHAWNA! Come out here and face me you coward! You got something to say to me? Say it to my face! SHAWNA!

Hellfire steps out of his dressing room. Hasha hits Hellfire in the face with the belt. Hellfire stumbles backwards. Hasha rushes in towards Hellfire. Hellfire with a boot to Hasha's face. Hasha reels back, then charges again. Hellfire with another boot. Hasha blocks and holds Hellfire's leg. Hasha with a dragon-screw legwhip on Hellfire. Hellfire goes down hard. Hellfire grabs his right knee as Hasha begins to stomp on it. Hasha grabs Hellfire's legs and slaps a figure 4 leg lock on Hellfire. Hellfire screams in pain. Hasha hits Hellfire in the face with the belt. Hellfire out cold. Hasha continues to hold the figure 4. Hasha breaks the hold and continues down the hallway.

Hasha: SHAWNA! I'm not hard to find! Come on out here Schoolgirl!

Hasha is seen turning a corner. Camera fades back to Zbyszko and Tenay.

Tenay: What a display by the Japanese Assassin! As if Hellfire didn't have enough of Hasha a week ago!

Zbyszko: Serves him right. You always have to watch your back around the XIWA. You NEVER know what lies around the next corner.

Tenay: We'll be right back after these brief messages from Nike and Stacker 2.

Zbyszko: Remember Professor, chicks go whack for the stack!

"Seek and Destroy" by Metallica blasts through the arena as L.J. "The Hitman" Randall comes out to a thunderous round of boos. Hitman holds up 4 fingers and heads down to the ring. The crowd begins to chant, "Traitor... traitor... traitor..."

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from the Seattle, Washington. Standing at 6 foot 4 and weighing in at 240 pounds, he is a member of the 4 Horsemen, L.J "The Hitman" Randall!

A voice is heard saying, "Kiss my tight Latino ass!" "Maria" by Ricky Martin begins to play. The crowd begins to boo. Arriba jumps up and down in anger. He slaps his rear end and points to the crowd. Arriba makes his way to the ring.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from El Paso, Texas. Standing at 5 foot 10 and weighing in at 200 pounds, he is a founding member of Dojo Mundo with the current XIWA World Heavyweight Champion. Please welcome the "Latin Heatthrob" Arriba Harrazane!

Hitman rushes at Arriba and tackles him. Both men exchange blows. Hitman kicks Arriba into the corner. Hitman with a suplex. The crowd begins to scream. SSM comes running dow to the ring with a chair in tow. SSM slides into the ring and goes to hit the Hitman. Hitman ducks and slides out of the ring. Arriba takes the chair in the face. Arriba down hard. The ref signals for the bell.

Ring Announcer: And your winner, the "Latin Heartthrob" Arriba Harrazane!

Hitman begins to yell at SSM. SSM gives the finger to Hitman. SSM with the chair into Arriba's knee. SSM with the chair into Arriba's face. Arriba out cold. SSM lays the chair on the mat. The crowd is going wild with excitement. SSM signals for his finisher. SSM picks Arriba's limp body up. SSM with a 12 Gauge on the chair. SSM takes out a can of neon green spray paint. SSM sprays "SSM" onto Arriba's chest. The crowd begins to boo as Hasha comes running down the ramp. SSM slides out of the ring and heads out into the audience. Hasha hops into the ring and checks on Arriba. Carlos Harrazane runs down the ramp to the ring. Carlos begins to yell and curse at SSM. SSM gives the one bird salute towards the ring and disappears into the crowd.

Tenay: Folks we are witnessing a madness liek the XIWA has never seen before. Shotgun Shawn Maverick has just knocked Arriba unconscious.

Zbyszko: I told you before, that boy is a CHUMP! Granted, I may not like a guy, but I won't go out of my way to try to purposely injure him as to end his wrestling career.

XIWA paramedics make their way down to the ring. A hush falls over the crowd. The paramedics strap Arriba to a stretcher. They carry Arriba off under the X-Tron. Carlos follows the paramedics. Hasha slides out of the ring and walks over to the announcer's table. He grabs a mic and re-enters the ring and addresses the crowd.

Hasha: Are you proud of yourself, Shawna? Did you prove what point you wanted to? Are you proud that you are showing the XIWA fans your TRUE colors? ANSWER ME SHAWNA! I'm right here! I hope you are running FAR away, because if I ever catch up to your scrawny jobber humping ass, you will think that ThunderDome was a walk in the park! Do you hear me Shawna? Shawna, you made it to my list again. Time to scratch YOU off once and for all. Titles mean NOTHING now. THIS is personal. I'm gonna make you feel a pain reminicent of your father's late night trips to your bedroom. The pain and embarassment he dealt you will be nothing to the pain and suffering you will feel at the hands of Hasha Koroshiya and Dojo Mundo. This isn't over. I'll decide when this is over. You started it, and I will finish it. Bring it on, because you just made your death bed. Time to cross YOUR sorry ass off my list.

Hasha throws the mic down and sprays Gouka into the air. Hasha flips over the top rope and heads up the ramp to an almost silent audience. Hasha exits under the X-Tron.

Tenay: I'm speechless. Fans, we'll keep you updated on this situation.

Scene switches to paramedics putting Arriba into an ambulence. The ambulence leaves the Philips Arena.

"Crush 'Em" by Megadeath blasts throughout the arena. The fans get to their feet to see Draka and Vivki appear below the X-Tron. The crowd cheers wildly as they make their way down the ramp to the ring. Draka limps slightly down to the ring with Vicki helping him along the way.

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Riverhead, New York. Standing at 6 foot 5 and weighing in at 275 pounds, escorted by his valet Vicki Vixen, please welcome the master of the Might and Fury, Draka!

Draka and Vivki step into the ring. Draka climbs the ropes and raises both hands up into the air. Draka jumps down and joins Vicki in the middle of the ring.

"Danse Macabre" begins to haunt it's way onto the loud speakers. The house lights dim. All four ring posts erupt a loud burst and shoot up in the air with red flames. The fans are mixed in cheers and boos. Vicki jumps closer to Draka at the pyro that just went off. Everyone looks to the X-Tron and waits for Hellfire to appear.

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Plainsfield, Wisconsin. Standing at 6 foot 11 and weighing in at 313 pounds, escorted by Kill Kill Beast, he is the man who can send you Straight to Hell in one move, Hellfire!

"Danse Macabre" continues to play as everyone in attendence looks for Hellfire to appear. The ref signals for the bell.

Tenay: I can't believe this Legend. Hellfire is a no show for TWO matches in a row?

Zbyszko: There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with that man's brain. He skipped out on a chance to wrestle for the IC belt, now he's passing up a chance to beat up on the injured Drakula?

"Danse Macabre" continues to play as everyone in attendence looks for Hellfire to appear. The ref signals for the bell. Draka throws his hands up into the air in frustration. The ref begins to count Hellfire out. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... The crowd begins to boo. 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... The ref calls for the bell again.

Ring Announcer: And your winner, Draka!

The fans cheer for Draka who unwillingly allows the ref to raise his arm for his victory. The fans adulation ends ebruptly as Hasha Koroshiya appears on the X-Tron.

Hasha: Draka, I hope you once again enjoy the little break I've given you tonight. The only reason I spared you an ass whipping from Hellfire is for the simple fact that the interim CEO Kim Page handed me a contract earlier tonight. A little chance for retribution against Double Gay and Big Crappa Dump. It's a tag team match. I only have one problem with that, it seems Shawna has taken the low road and knocked my partner out of competition for who knows how long. So I went back to Miss Page and had the contract ammended. I may not like you Drakula, but you've shown some heart. That counts for something. Unlike some of these guys out here who won't wrestle because of a broken toe nail, you are out here week after week with an injured leg.

Hasha shows a green grin. Draka looks to Vicki with a puzzled look on his face at Hasha's remarks and complements.

Hasha: So, Drakula, interim CEO Kim Page has rescheduled the match and it is now Double Gay and Big Crappa Dump against Hasha Koroshiya and YOU, Draka! Rest up, because WE are going to give them girls an ass whoopin' of the likes they've NEVER seen or felt! It's time for paybacks, for BOTH of us. And by the way, if you try anything funny, I'll lay your ass out so damn fast you'll wish you became a mall cop! And this next part goes out to the has-been Ric "I Hate When My Hermoids" Flair. You say to be the man, you gotta beat the man? Well, I don't seen any men in that little troup you got! Why don't you take out your false teeth, bleach your hair and crack open a few more adult beverages. You have been WELL past your prime for a LONG time. If we ever meet in the ring, you'll go down faster than an intern on a President. So let it be known, the 4 Horsewomen are going down soon, and it will be at the hands of Draka and your XIWA World Heavyweight Champion!

Draka applauds Hasha's remarks. The X-Tron goes black as the crowd cheers and starts to chant "Draka... Draka... Draka..." Draka once again climbs to the top rope and raises his fists into the air.

Tenay: Folks, you just witnessed the strangest matching of wrestlers. Coming soon to an arena near you, "The Chosen One" Jeff Jarrett and "Big Poppa Pump" Scotty Steiner will do battle against Draka and the XIWA World Heavyweight Champion, the "Japanese Assassin" Hasha Koroshiya.

Zbyszko: It may be just about time for the Undertaker to dig some graves, because two of the four Horsewomen will be meeting the end of their XIWA careers sooner than they thought.

Tenay: Stay tuned folks. We'll keep you updated on all of tonight's happenings. Turn your dial to USN eavey Monday for Monday Night Carnage.

Zbyszko: You know my good buddy the King does that show.

Tenay: Yes I do, Legend. I'm "The Professor," Mike Tenay along with "The Living Legend," Larry Zbyszko, this has been Assault. Good night!

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