Diamond Dallas Page: I like me. You like me. And I'm going to help you, like you.

Diamond Dallas Page: You know Shotgun, loosing your title and subsequently retiring wasn't a BAD thing. It was a GOOD thing!

Diamond Dallas Page: It made you realize how self-centered and egocentric you had become. And that's a BAD thing. You learned that there is a lot more out there than a belt of leather and gold. And that's a GOOD thing!

Diamond Dallas Page: You saw that in winning the title, you had no friends to celebrate with. And that's a BAD thing. There are so many people in the XIWA and elsewhere to make friends with. And that's a GOOD thing!

Diamond Dallas Page: You realized that your body just can't handle the rigors of being beaten and bruised by the likes of the 4 Horsemen and Dojo Mundo. And that's a BAD thing. But now you can relax and the worst injuries you'll get are couch burns. And that's a GOOD thing!

Diamond Dallas Page: So you see Shotgun, getting your ass handed to you and losing your title to Hasha and then retiring wasn't a BAD thing. It was a GOOD thing!