Hasha Koroshiya

"The Japanese Assassin"

The lights in the arena go black. A green glow surrounds the ring. A loud explosion is heard followed by green flames shooting from all four cornerposts. Hasha Koroshiya's theme, "Gouka," blasts through the arena as his logo goes up on the X-tron. The lights come back on. The crowd boos loudly as Hasha makes his way down the ramp to the ring. He is wearing his full dragon outfit. The crowd starts chanting "You suck... you suck... you suck..."

King: Here comes the Assassin! Get ready for words of wisdom Cole!

Cole: Hasha Koroshiya is making his way to the ring to address the sold out crowd here tonight. Hasha has been pretty silent as of late, King.

King: But when he talks, the people listen!

Hasha steps into the ring and walk around to each corner post. As he passes each one, he slaps it hard. He slaps the forth one then stands in the middle of the ring. He begins performing martial arts maneuvers with expertise precision. He stops and takes his dragon outfit off. Hasha pulls a microphone from his packet and addresses the crowd.

Hasha Koroshiya: Well, well, well... What do we have here? A crowd full of Hasha fans. SO nice to see that! I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Since I gave you all such a wonderful performance this past Monday night at Carnage, I thought I'd give you all the same kind of show this week!

The fans boo loudly. Chants of "Shotgun" and "Draka" and "Hellfire" are heard throughout the arena. Hasha begins to shake his head.

Hasha Koroshiya: I'm very sorry to hear that reaction from you all. Out I come, trying to give you all the best the XIWA has to offer, and this is how you treat me? I can see that cheering for losers like a carboard champ, a cripple and a deformed moster in a mask are more appealing to you. I'm afraid that I'll add one more notch to the Japanese Assassin's belt against my next opponent. That opponent being you, Hellfire. As I said when you FIRST came to XIWA. I am the ONE and ONLY true master of Gouka, that's Hellfire for you unedjucated, pot-bellied couch potatoes watching the tube and here in person tonight. I will make you want to crawl back into that mid-western hell you call home. For an added bonus, I might pay a good friend of mine in black to take Kill Kill Beast out and show her a REALLY good time during our match. I think she'd enjoy having a little "live" meat after being with such a limp stiff like you.

King: Wow! Hasha's laying it on thick here!

Cole: Yeah, I think we're all knee deep in Hasha's words tonight.

King: Put a sock in it, or I'll have Hasha give you a taste of the Hellfire ya dork!

Hasha Koroshiya: With THAT being said, we move on to the next line of business. A lonely little cripple named Braka-my-leg. How does it feel to be woman-less? I hear your bedroom-buddy Shawna is saying the man in black is being paid by me for services rendered. That is true, I'm not denying that. But the services rendered are NOT for me! I'm paying the man in black to show Vicki the Pixie a good time. And from what he's been saying to me, she's enjoying every minute of his services! Don't worry, Braka, she'll be returned. Maybe slightly used, but you'll get the leftovers.

The crowd goes wild. Hasha begins to laugh. The audience begins to chant, "Draka... Draka... Draka..." Hasha grins and continues.

Hasha Koroshiya: And what's this obsession with asses, Braka? Everytime you talk about me you mention my ass. Seems like you're missing the Pixie just a bit TOO much. Are you batting for the other team now? That would explain a LOT about your relationship with Schoolgirl Shawna. Everyone hears you whining like the Midfight Crier that you we're cheated, that you should have won, that you this, that you that... Maybe I should put you down like I put Marlow down? That can EASILY be arranged. A dragon screw leg-whip awaits you Cripple.

Lawler: I can't wait to see Braka-my-leg knocked down off that high horse he put himself on!

Cole: If anyone's on a high horse King, it's you...

Lawler: One more comment outta you and I'll slap that horse's ass smile off your ugly mug!

Hasha Koroshiya: So you are proposing a challenge for the Japanese Assassin? What makes you think you are worthy of stepping back in the ring with me?. The only thing you are worthy of is getting your ass handed to you again... I'd be glad to do that again, but what would THAT prove? That you make a capable LOSING opponent? Well, I'd be more than willing to give you ANOTHER big loss. It'll be your swan-song. After that match, you won't WANT to wrestler again, because you wouldn't be able to come CLOSE to being half the accomplished wrestler I am. Talk to that witch Kimberly and make it happen. I'll gladly put you on the sofa cushion beside Marlow. You just made the Assassin's Hitlist!

Hasha throws down the mic. He tilts his head back and sprays Gouka into the air. Hasha flips over the top rope and exits under the X-Tron.

Lawler: Straight from the mouth of the Japanese Assassin! I can't wait for Assault and can't wait to see Braka back down from Hasha!

Cole: Draka is not one to back down, neither is Hellfire. Stay tuned folks, the bodies will be flying come Carnage!